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然后Spencer跟我说
So then Spencer said,

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“你今晚要不要来参加我的派对”
"Are you coming to my party tonight?"

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我当时心里是在大叫“哇”
And inside I was like, "Waah!"

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但表面上我很淡定地说 “行啊 无所谓”
But on the outside I was like, "Sure, whatevs."

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然后我问他“我应该带点什么去呢”
So then I said, "What should I bring?"

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他说 “打扮得漂漂亮亮就足够了”
And he said, "Just your cute self."

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那时我忍不住叫了出来 “哇”
And that time I did say, "Waah!"

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我回来了 宝贝
Hi, honey.

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嘿 妈
Oh, hey, mom.

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在讨论功课
Homework call.

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抱歉 看见Charlie吗
Sorry. Where's charlie?

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她跟Gabe在厨房
Kitchen, with Gabe.

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Charlie干的
Charlie did it.

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发生什么事啦
What in the world?

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Charlie想喝奶昔
Well, charlie asked for a milkshake.

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身为她的好哥哥 所以我决定去弄一杯
Like a good big brother, I decided to make one.

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但她忘了盖上搅拌器的盖子
Then she forgot to put the top on the blender.

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你竟然让还是个幼儿的小妹妹使用电器
So you put your baby sister in charge of an electrical appliance?

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她太让我失望了
And she let me down.

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Teddy 过来
Teddy, get in here.

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妈 我在聊 喔
Mom, I'm on the-- wow.

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回头打给你
Gotta call you back.

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可以解释一下这里发生了什么事吗
Care to explain what's going on here?

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呃 巧克力炸弹爆炸吧
Uh, a chocolate bomb went off?

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我问过Teddy 我们能不能做奶昔
I asked if we could make milkshakes

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然后她这样打发了我
And teddy did this.

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然后她就继续讨论她那个派对的事了
And then she started talking about her party again.

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我们有时候会把功课叫作派对 因为做功课太有意思了
That's what we call homework sometimes-- a party-- 'cause it's so fun.

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够了 你们知道吗 我受够了
Okay, you know what? That's it.

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罚你不许看电视 不许用电脑 也不许打游戏
No T.V., no computer, no video games

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接下来一整天都必须这样
For the rest of the day.

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我觉得很公平
I think that's fair.

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而你要负责看着他
And you're watching him.

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太不公平了
That's so unfair!

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还要看管好Charlie
And Charlie.

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妈 我需要为我的派对作准备啊
Mom, I have to get ready for my party.

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太可惜了 关于说谎 记得我是怎么跟你说的吗
That's just too bad. And what did I tell you about lying?

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老爸才会信我的谎话
It only works on dad.

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现在你们两个快把这里清理好
Now both of you, clean this mess up.

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我可怜的小宝贝喔
My poor little baby.

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要给你洗个澡才行
I gotta give you a bath. Mwah.

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或者我把你舔干净也行
Or I could just lick you clean.

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生活搞得一团糟
Today's all burnt toast

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就要迟到 爸爸在叫
running late, and dad jokes

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我左脚的鞋子有没有人看到
Has anybody seen my left shoe

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我闭上双眼 咬口早餐
I close my eyes, take a bite

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跳上车子 放声大笑
Grab a ride, laugh out loud

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就在这里 我们的家
There it is up on the roof

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我也曾这样生活 我已经顺利走过
I've been there, I've survived

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所以听取我的建议
So just take my advice

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宝贝 不要放弃
Hang in there, baby,

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世界有很多疯狂无奈
Things are crazy

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可是我知道你会有美好未来
But I know your future is bright

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宝贝 不要放弃
Hang in there, Baby

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不要怀疑
There is no maybe

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一切终会如你所愿
Eveything turns out all right

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生活有悲有喜
Sure life is up and down

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可是请相信我 坚持就有好结果
But trust me, it comes back all around

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你会喜欢将来的你
You're gonna love who you turn out to be

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宝贝 不要放弃
Hang in there, Baby

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查莉成长日记 第一季第六集
Good Luck Charlie S01E06 Charlie Did It!

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早安 爸
Good morning, dad.

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你今天可以把草坪的草割好了吧
you gonna get to that lawn today?

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你知吗 通常听到别人跟你说“早安”
You know, when someone says "Good morning,"

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你应该说回一句“早安”
The traditional response is "Good morning" back.

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抱歉
Sorry.

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你今天可以把草坪的草割好了吧
You gonna get to that lawn today?

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你要去哪儿
So where you off to?

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准备跟几位广告歌作曲人见面
I'm meeting with some jingle writers,

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Bob灭虫公司的新广告快要开拍了
Getting ready to shoot a new commercial for bob's bugs be gone.

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广告歌 那也算歌 对吧
A jingle? That's like a song, right?

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没错 一段朗朗上口的小调
That's right, a catchy little tune that sticks in your head

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一旦听过便忘不了 整天在脑子里转悠
And drives you just a little bit crazy.

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你还记得Emmett跟我有一个乐队吧
You know emmett and I have a band, right?

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你记得我们有个割草机吧
You know we have a lawn mower, right?

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难道你不觉得你应该给我们一个机会去写你们的广告歌吗
Don't you think you should give us a shot at writing your jingle?

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P.J. 老实说 音乐是一个很不错的兴趣
P.J., come on, music's a great hobby for you,

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但我需要专业人士
but I need a professional.

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不要这样吧 就给我们一个机会嘛
Come on, just give us a chance.

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好吧
All right, okay.

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如果你们是真的想要个机会 那就尽力一试吧
If you guys wanna take a shot at it, knock yourselves out.

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你不会后悔这个决定的
You will not be sorry.

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将来当我上台接受我的格莱美奖最佳除虫广告歌奖项时
And then one day when I accept my grammy for best exterminator jingle,

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我一定会说
I'm gonna say,

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“这个奖是为你而获得的 老爸”
"This one's for you, dad.

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“还有我的女朋友Taylor Swift”
And my girlfriend Taylor Swift.

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“好啊 Tay-tay”
What up, Tay-tay?"

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你怎么啦
What's wrong with you?

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没有电视 没有电脑 没有电子游戏
No t.V., no computer, no video games.

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我快疯了
I'm freaking out.

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你为什么不看看书呢
Why don't you read a book?

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我会看的 但在我清理好我的房间才可以看
Sure, right after I clean my room.

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你难道还不了解我吗
Do you even know me?

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你是个奇怪的小子
You're a strange little dude.

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你去哪儿啊
Where are you going?

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商店 纸尿片用光了
To the store. We're out of diapers.

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我也想去
Please take me with you.

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你想去买纸尿片吗
You wanna go shopping for diapers?

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不是 但是呆在这儿看着那些电视电脑却不能用 太煎熬了
No, but I will not stay here and have these machines mock me.

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果然是个奇怪的小子
Again, a strange little dude.

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好 现在看看我们写了点什么
Okay, read back what we have so far.

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听着 “第一首广告歌”
Okay. "Jingle number one,

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"P.J.和Emmett作"
Written by P.J. And emmett."

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就是这些了
That's it.

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想想吧 努力想想吧
Think. Gotta think.

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对了 我爸的名字是Bob
Oh, hey, my dad's name is bob.

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或者我们可以想些跟Bob押韵的字
Maybe we should think of things that rhyme with "Bob."

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blob（一滴）glob（一团）和slob（懒蛋）如何
How about blob, glob and slob?

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我在洗他的这一堆白衬衣
I'm doing a load of his whites.

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广告歌比我想像的难写得多
Man, writing a jingle is harder than I thought.

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妈 我们需要些灵感
Mom, we need some inspiration.

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你们问对人了
Well, lucky for you,

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我在中学时写过好几首诗的
I wrote quite a bit of poetry in high school.

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在学校的文学杂志上刊登了五次
Published five times in the school's literary magazine--

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其实也没什么了不起啦
Whatever.

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其实 我在想
Actually, I was thinking

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或者你也可以做些三明治来激励一下我们
You could inspire us with some sandwiches.

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我的第一篇作品是 不对
My first piece or-- back it up--

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我应该说说我第一篇被刊登的作品
Should I say my first published piece

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标题就叫“储物柜”
Is called simply "Locker."

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嗯 听起来不错 我去弄些火腿和奶酪来
That's great. I'll take a ham and cheese--

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你好 储物柜
"Hey there, locker,

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装满我的书和论文
Filled with my books and papers

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还有秘密
And secrets.

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我记不起你的密码
I can't remember your combination.

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左37 右17
37 right, 17 left,

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接下的密码是什么啦
But then what?

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到底是我被关在外面
Am I locked out

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还是你被关在里面
Or are you locked in?"

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真好 真好
So good. So good.

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仍然感觉这么好
It's still so good.

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不如到我家继续写吧
You wanna do this at my house?

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看看谁来了
Well well well,

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Gabriel B. Duncan
Gabriel B. Duncan.

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午安 Hugo
Afternoon, hugo.

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经理认识你吗
The manager knows you?

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我跟他有过节 我们认识
We have a history, yes.

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Ducan 给你一点忠告
A word of advice, Duncan--

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如果你再敢弄倒一辆手推车或坐在上面兜风
You knock over a display or joy-ride a shopping cart,

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我就亲自用雷迪大卖场的独门招数对付你
And I will personally open a can of Reddi Mart's finest butt-kick.

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喂 你减肥了吗
Hey, have you lost weight?

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说笑而已
Just kidding.

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小心点儿吧 小屁孩
I'm watching you, punk.

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汽水和薄荷糖 买这些干嘛
Soda and mints? What are these for?

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我准备做一个汽水喷泉
I'm gonna make a soda geyser.

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当你把薄荷糖扔进汽水时
You drop a mint into the bottle

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就会引发一个大爆炸
And it makes this huge explosion.

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听起来很酷
Wow, that sounds so cool.

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把它们放回原位
Put them back.

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为什么你能买唇膏而我却不能买这些呢
How come you get to buy lip gloss and I can't buy this stuff?

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这完全是两码事
It's completely different.

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汽水和薄荷糖不会令你在派对上显得更可爱
Soda and mints won't make you look totally cute at a party.

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非常感谢
Thank you very much.

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怎么了
What's going on?

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看啊 果然是Gabe 我的超能力越来越强劲了
Why, it's gabe. I must be getting psychic.

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我什么也没有做过
I didn't do anything.

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过来吧
Mm-hmm, come on.

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把收据给我
Receipt.

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给你
There you go.

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收据写着你们买了纸尿片
Huh, I'm seeing diapers,

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但没有买太阳眼镜 请解释
But I'm not seeing sunglasses. Explain.

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解释就是我们没有买太阳眼镜
Explanation-- we didn't get sunglasses.

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事实上 有人买了
Well, someone did.

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是Charlie
Charlie did it.

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这次真的是她干的
This time she really did do it.

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她一定是在我们没留意时拿的
She must have grabbed these when we weren't looking.

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太有趣了
That's so funny.

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你见我在笑吗
You see me laughing?

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店铺盗窃可不是什么有趣的事
There's nothing funny about shoplifting.

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不知你有没有留意到 Hugo 我们还在店里头
In case you didn't notice, hugo, we're still in the store.

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若带着没有付款的货品离开就是盗窃
Unpaid items are considered stolen once they leave checkout.

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不知你又有没有留意到
In case you didn't notice,

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我们的停车场可没有收银台
we don't have cash registers in the parking lot.

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叫Alice通知警察
Tell alice to call the police.

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警察 你想拘捕一个婴儿吗
The police? You're arresting a baby?

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或者是一位还很小的顾客
Or a very small person.

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我们还不清楚细节
We don't have all the facts yet.

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Charlie Duncan
嫌疑犯

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把她往左转
Turn her to the left.

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难道你不觉得给一个婴儿拍疑犯照片很荒谬吗
Don't you think it's a little ridiculous to take mug shots of a baby?

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这是店铺发生盗窃后的正常程序
That's procedure for shoplifters.

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把她往右转
Turn her to the right.

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好好 Charlie 跟肥Hugo笑一个
Okay, Charlie, smile for Huge-oh.

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言语是伤不到我的
Sticks and stones may break my bones--

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啊
Agh!

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他们是实施盗窃的人吗
Are these the shoplifters?

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没错 罪犯在婴儿车内
That's right. The perp is in the stroller.

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她不是罪犯 她只是个婴儿
She's not a perp. She's a baby.

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话可不能说得这么绝对
Still undetermined.

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我已经通知了警察 但他们说店铺盗窃案不会被优先考虑
I called the police, but they said this was low priority

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所以他们要三四个小时之后才到
And they wouldn't be here for three or four hours.

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三四个小时
Three or four hours?

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Alice 你为什么老是不能把事情办好呢
Alice, why can't you do anything right?

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这不是我的错 不要向我大喊大叫
It's not my fault. Please don't yell at me.

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我都不知道说过多少次了
How many times have we been over this?

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当你叫我不要对你大喊大叫的时候
Whenever you tell me not to yell at you,

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我只会更想对你大喊大叫
It makes me want to yell at you!

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你好 虽然这一切都很有意思很疯狂
Hi, as entertaining and twisted as this all is,

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我们能不能抓紧时间 我待会儿还要出席一个派对
Can we please move it along? I have a party to go to.

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-你要出席一个派对 -嗯

• You're going to a party? - Yes.

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那一定很不错
That must be nice.

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傻子 不要跟嫌犯交朋友
Nitwit, do not fraternize with the suspects.

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把这里当作自己家里好了
Might as well make yourselves comfortable,

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因为看来你们得在这儿逗留好一会儿了
Looks like you're gonna be here a while.

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你想让我在这儿待多久也没问题
I'll stay here as long as you want.

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• 这里有电视 - 那是用于监控的显示器
• There's T.V. Here. - that's a security monitor.

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起码是一个屏幕啊 而且它能带给我欢乐
It's a screen and it's giving me pleasure.

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Alice 二号收银台需要五美分硬币
Alice, register 2 needs nickels.

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Hugo 我要带一些五美分硬币去二号收银台
Hugo, I'm gonna bring nickels to register 2.

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我听见了
I heard.

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Gabe 我们得离开这儿
Gabe, we gotta get out of here.

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你这是在允许我做坏事吗
Are you giving me permission to be bad?

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• 是的 - 有多坏
• Yes. - How bad?

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该做什么 就做什么
Do whatever it takes.

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我这辈子就等着听这几个字了
I've been waiting to hear those words my whole life.

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不许说悄悄话
No whispering.

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Hugo 我要去方便一下
Hugo, I have to go to the bathroom.

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好吧
Yeah.

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这是什么诡计
Is this some kind of trick?

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这是个魔术
It is-- a magic trick.

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我在上面喝 然后它从下面出来
I drink stuff up here and it comes out down here.

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好吧 咱们走
All right, let's go.

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还有你 别做蠢事
And you, don't do anything stupid.

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像你那样吗
Like that?

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像我那样吗
"Like that?"

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来吧 让我听听你们都写了什么
All right, let's hear what you got.

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第一首歌是我个人最喜欢的一首
This first song is one of my personal favorites.

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叫做“第一首广告歌”
It's called "Jingle number one."

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一 二 三 四
One, two, three, four.

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Bob的虫子消失了 虫子消失了
Bob's bugs be gone, bugs be gone

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他把它们杀死了 死了 死了 死了
He kills them dead dead dead dead dead dead!

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你觉得怎么样
What do you think?

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我觉得我的一颗补牙松了
I think you just loosened one of my fillings.

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Hugo去哪儿了
Where's Hugo?

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卫生间
Bathroom.

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哦 不好
Oh, no.

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也就是说 我要在这儿看管三十分钟
That means I'm in charge for 30 minutes.

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我在哪里听过
Where have I heard that before?

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听过什么
Heard what?

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这个
The...

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在法语课堂上
In French class?

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哦 对 对 对
Oh, yeah yeah yeah.

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你是Alice Wheezheimer吧
You're Alice wheezheimer.

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（注：wheeze意为气喘）

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我姓Wartheimer
It's Wartheimer.

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是吗
It is?

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你确定吗
Are you sure?

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是不是大家都在我背后这么叫我
Is that what people call me behind my back--

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叫我Wheezheimer
Wheezheimer?

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没有 没人这么叫你
No, not at all.

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没有人叫你Wheezheimer
Nobody calls you Wheezheimer

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或者小喘
Or Wheezy.

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Hugo叫我爱丽丝气喘游仙境
Hugo calls me Alice in Wheezerland.

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你为什么能容忍他这样对待你呢
Why do you let him treat you so badly?

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他是老板 我不得不忍啊
He's my boss. I have to.

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不 Alice 你不该容忍
No, Alice, you don't.

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你要昂首挺胸地做你自己
You have to stand up for yourself.

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他要是对你吼 你也要对他吼
If he yells at you, you yell back.

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哦 我不知道行不行
Oh, I don't know.

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不管你信不信 我不太会吼
Believe it or not, I'm not much of a yeller.

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他对你就像对待出气筒一样
This guy is treating you like a doormat.

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• 那样不好吗 - 当然不好了
• And that's bad? - Yes.

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你要站直了 对他说
You have to stand up and say,

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你可别惹我 我是Alice Wheezheimer
"You can't mess with me. I'm Alice Wheezheimer!"

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是Wartheimer
Wartheimer!

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这正是我想要的怒火 小喘
That's the fire I'm looking for, Wheezy--

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我的意思是 大疣子
I mean Warty.

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Hugo 给我滚过来
Hugo, get your butt in here,

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请您过来
Please.

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有虫子吗
Da bug, mon

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有虫子吗
Yeah, da bug, mon

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不要耽误时间 今天就找Bob
Don't delay, call Bob today

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请拨三
Dial three

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零
Zero

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三
Three...

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你们俩
Guys.

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五
Fi-yi-yi-yive--

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你们俩 你们俩 你们俩
Guys guys guys.

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你还没听第二段呢 是你的传真号码
You haven't heard the second verse. That's your fax number.

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这是个三十秒的广告
It's a 30-second commercial.

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你不能用时间来限制我们的艺术
You can't place artificial limits on our art.

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是的 这首歌唱的时候需要喘口气
Yah, mon, da song needs to breathe a little.

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是这样 伙计们 我给你们机会了
Look, guys, I gave you a shot,

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但是我不能用这些歌
But I can't use any of these songs.

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为什么不用
Why not?

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因为他们不够
Because they're not--

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那个词叫什么来着 好
What's the word? --Good.

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P.J. 振作点
P.J., come on.

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这只是为了生意 不是针对你个人的
It's just business. It's not personal.

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看来波尔卡小步舞节奏是不能用了哦
So I guess the polka number's out?

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你刚才是不是说 叫我滚过来
Did you just tell me to get my butt in here?

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呃 呃
Uh uh...

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是的 她说了
Yes, she did.

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她有一些话要对你说
She's got something to say to you...

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就是
...which is

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她不是你的出气筒 听见了吗
She's not your doormat, okay?

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她理应得到尊重
She deserves to be treated with respect.

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你怎么敢这么跟我说话
How dare you talk to me that way?

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她就敢这样对你说
She's gonna talk to you

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就像我和你说话一样 想怎么说 就怎么说
any way I want to talk to you for her about.

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一号通道有人要查价码
Price check on aisle 1,

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二号通道有个汽水喷发事故
Volcanic geyser on aisle 2.

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现在就给我停下
This ends now.

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Charlie 我们走 我们冲出去
Let's go, Charlie. We're busting out of here.

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你这个小东西
You little--!

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出来 出来 不管你在哪儿
Come out, come out, wherever you are.

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墨西哥胡椒味的
Jalapeno-style.

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Hugo 来抓我啊
Hugo, catch me if you can.

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Gabriel
Gabriel!

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清理通道 一个角落都不要落下
Clean up on aisle... everywhere.

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嘿
Hey.

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你还好吗
You okay?

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• 爸爸 我可以问你点事吗 - 当然啦
• Dad, can I ask you something? - Sure.

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你觉得我是不是应该放弃当音乐家的梦想
Do you think I should give up my dream of being a musician?

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这个嘛 我觉得只有一个人
Well, I think the only person

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可以回答这个问题 这个人就是你
That can answer that question is you.

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那么我的回答是 不
Then the answer is no.

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我不会放弃
I'm not giving up.

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好 这很好
Good. That's good.

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你不想留下遗憾吧
You don't want to have any regrets.

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• 我应该知道这一点的 - 你什么意思
• I should know. - What do you mean?

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我也曾有个梦想
I had a dream too.

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我曾经想当个职业摔角选手 伙计
I was gonna be a professional wrestler, man.

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我曾经想叫我自己“波斯拉”
I was gonna call myself "Bobzilla."

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波斯拉
Bobzilla?

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你可能得再多花点时间想个好名字 老爸
Maybe five more minutes on the name, dad.

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不过 一切都还好
Well, it all worked out fine.

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我生活得不错 还有个美满的家庭
I've got a nice life and a wonderful family.

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而且 你不想在电视上看到你老爸
Besides, you wouldn't want to see your dad on T.V.,

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跟另一个家伙互殴吧 对不对
beating up other guys, would you?

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真要那样就太好了
That would be awesome.

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我也知道 特别棒 对吧
I know. So awesome, right?

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好吧 我不放弃 事实上
Well, I'm not giving up. In fact,

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我带着这份被拒绝的痛苦写了另一首歌
I used the pain of rejection to write another song.

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很好 我能听听吗
Good for you. Can I hear it?

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虫子先生毁了我的梦想
The bug man crushed my dreams

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我想要的一切都没了
Everything I wanted to be

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Bob让虫子走光光
Bob's bugs be gone

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这就是我的死期
Was the death of me.

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你知道吗
You know what?

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我觉得你要赶赶工了
I think you speed that up,

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去找个会唱的虫子吧 我们找到新广告歌了
Have a bug sing it and we've got our new jingle.

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• 你是认真的吗 - 我非常认真
• Are you serious? - I'm dead serious.

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太好了
Yes!

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我做到了
I did it!

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现在 我要做的就是找到一只会唱歌的虫子
Now all I have to do is find a singing bug.

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Alice
Alice.

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嗨 怎么了
Hey, what's going on?

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我想和你说点事
I wanted to tell you something.

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什么事来着
What was it?

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哦 我被炒了
Oh, I got fired.

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那太糟了 我很替你伤心
That's terrible. I'm so sorry.

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不 这太好了
No, it's wonderful.

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那么祝贺你
Then congratulations.

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就在我脱下我的工作服以后 你猜怎么着
After I turned in my smock, guess what?

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我不气喘了
I stopped wheezing.

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那太好了
That's great.

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不过只持续了一个小时 而且是在花粉很少的情况下
Well, it's only been an hour and the pollen count is low.

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那我们就一直交叉手指祈祷吧
Well, let's keep our fingers crossed.

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不管怎么说 我只想谢谢你
Anyway, I just wanted to thank you

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帮助我勇敢地面对Hugo
For helping me stand up to Hugo.

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法语课上再见
See you in French class.

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嘿 Alice
Hey, Alice,

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你想去参加派对吗
Would you like to come to a party?

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真的吗
Really?

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我从来没有被人邀请过去参加派对
I've never been invited to a party.

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• 从来没有 - 没有
• Never? - Nope.

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我举办过一个植树节的派对
I threw one once for arbor day.

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没有一个人来参加
Nobody came.

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只有我和树
Just me and a tree.

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好吧 这个派对没有树 只有很多可爱的男生
Well, no trees at this party, just lots of cute boys.

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哦 可爱的男生比树好多了
Oh, cute boys are better than trees.

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但是 你知道
But you do realize

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你要和他们说话的 对吧
You're going to have to talk to them, right?

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当然 没问题
Sure, no problem.

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或者 我替你和他们说话
Or I'll talk to them for you.

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Charlie 好长的一天啊
Well, Charlie, what a day.

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你差点让我们被拘留
You almost got us arrested.

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我在Spencer的派对上过得好极了
I had an awesome time at Spencer's party.

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而且我们彻底毁了一家商店啊
And we totally trashed a store.

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但是 最棒的一点是 老爸老妈永远也不会知道
But amazingly, mom and dad never found out,

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所以 我觉得我可以不用管它了
So I think we got away with it.

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Teddy 亲爱的 我可以问你一个问题吗
Teddy, honey, can I ask you a question?

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当然了 妈妈
Sure, mom.

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为什么Charlie的嫌犯照片在雷迪卖场贴得到处都是
Why is charlie's mug shot all over the reddi mart?

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如果我完了 我会拉上你垫背的
If I go down, I'm taking you with me.

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祝你好运吧 Charlie
Good luck, Charlie.

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马上要上演的是今晚的重头戏
And now for the main event.

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在这边的挑战者 他下流 他肮脏
In this corner, he's nasty, he's dirty,

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他生活在冰箱底下
He lives under the refrigerator,

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女士们 先生们 他是蟑螂
Ladies and germs, the roach!

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而这边的擂主
And in this corner,

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他最擅长控制害虫
He's the best at controlling the pest,

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这个男人有个计划 可以把这个虫子放进罐头里
The man with the plan to put the bug in the can,

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我们的冠军 波斯拉
The champion, Bobzilla!

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虫子先生毁了我的梦想
The bug man crushed my dreams

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我想要的一切都没了
Everything I wanted to be

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Bob让虫子走光光
Bob's bugs be gone

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我的死期也就到了
Was the death of me.

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我是Bob
I'm Bob.

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来自 Bob灭虫公司
From Bob's bugs be gone.

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如果你需要杀虫 尽管打电话给我
You call me for all your pest control needs.

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我会摧毁你家虫子的梦想
I will kill your bug's dreams!

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Bob灭虫公司和以下的
Bob's bugs be gone is not affiliated with

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Robert灭虫公司或者波波灭虫公司
Robert's bugs be gone or Bo's bugs be gone

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或者Bob爱虫虫公司等都没有任何关系
or Bob's bugs be good.

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Bob对以下原因如蜂群移除 害虫杀菌
Bob is not responsible for property damage

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幼虫分散等业务所产生的财产损失不负任何责任
Due to the hive removal, pest sterilization or larval dispersion.

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Bob灭虫公司不会处理
Bob's bugs be gone will not

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身长超过五英尺半的蛇
handle snakes longer than 5 1/2 feet in length,

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有两个胸甲的蜘蛛 任何种类的蝙蝠
Arachnids with two thoraxes, bats of any kind

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以及过于恐怖的醋蝎
Or the dreaded vinegaroon.

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Bob提供免费的白蚁检查
Bob offers free termite inspections

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购买一年的服务 可以享受三十美元的优惠
And $30 off with a purchase of an annual contract.

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Bob公司是尊重员工平等权利的雇主
Bob is an equal opportunity employer.

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我们会说西班牙语
Se habla espanol.