Today, after many weeks of talking to this guy over the phone for hours on end and establishing that we both had feelings for the other, we met in person. He saw me, got an "emergency text," and hasn't talked to me since. FML
今天，有个网友，我们前几个星期每天晚上都花好几个小时用来煲电话粥，我们感觉已经爱上了彼此，所以我们约好了今天见面。结果他刚刚看到我就跟我说收到了一个特别紧急的短信然后就走了，然后就再也不跟我说话了。 FML
Today, my 3 year old kid wanted to do something nice. I told him he could pick up some of his toys. He washed my new Iphone instead. FML
今天，我三岁大的孩子突然想要做点儿好事儿，于是我就跟他讲他可以整理一下他自己的玩具，结果熊孩子把我的心iphone手机给洗了。。。。 FML
Today, my dad called to wish me a happy birthday. I said thank you but informed him that my birthday is tomorrow. He told me that I was wrong and screamed at me for 20 minutes. When I still wouldn't agree with him, he hung up and turned my phone service off. FML
今天，我爸爸打电话祝贺我生日快乐。我就说谢谢，但是我的生日是明天。结果他告诉我我是错的，我们就这个问题争吵了20多分钟。结果最后因为我不肯认错，他老人家直接挂了电话，而且把我拉黑了。我肯定不是亲生的。FML
Today, I went to a concert. They had this feature where you could send a picture of something from your cell phone and they'd put it on the big screens, so I sent a picture of myself in. When the picture came up on the screens, the entire crowd of about 4,000 people went, "Ewwww!" FML
今天，我去听一个音乐会。他们现场有个功能，可以让你用手机发送一张图片，然后他们把它放在大屏幕上，所以我发了一张自己的照片（自己以为美美哒）。结果当当照片被投放出来的时候，大约4000个人一起起哄，“吁吁吁~~~！”,真实糗死了，FML
Today, my dog thought it would be a good idea to use my phone as a chew toy. FML
我的狗狗把我的手机当成磨牙棒给我咬了。哭死，FML
