Meredith: Like you've seen me naked. (Derek smirks) Dr. Shepherd. This is inappropriate. Has that ever occurred to you?
(Meredith leaves, Shepherd sighs.
Cut to George, about to go into surgery.)
George: (muttering) Open identify ligate irrigate close. Open identify ligate irrigate close. Open identify ligate irrigate close.
Intern 1: He's going to faint. He's a fainter.
Intern 2: Naaah, code brown. Right in his pants.
Intern 1: He's all about the flops, he's going to sweat himself unsterile.
Intern 3: Ten bucks says he messes up the McBird.
Cristina: Twenty says he cries.
Intern 2: I'll put twenty on a total meltdown.
Meredith: Fifty says he pulls the whole thing off.
(Everybody looks at her, silent.)
Meredith: That's one of us, down there. The first one of us. Where's your loyalty?
(A pause.)
Cristina: Seventy-five says he can't even ID the appendix.
Izzie: I'll take that action. (others agree)
Burke: Okay, O'Malley, let's see what you can do.
Meredith: Here it comes.
George: Scalpel.
Nurse: Scalpel.
(George takes it, the interns cheer from the gallery. Burke motions for them to shut up.)
