If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman 

If you don't, you are not a man 

If you praise her, she thinks you are lying 

If you don't, you are good for nothing

If you agree to all her likes, she is abusing

If you don't, you are not understanding

If you make romance, you are an 'experienced man' 

If you don't you are half a man

If you visit her too often, she thinks it is boring 

If you don't, she accuses you of double crossing 

If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy 

If you don't, you are a dull boy 

If you are jealous, she says it's bad 

If you don't , she thinks you do not love her 

If you attempt a romance, she says you didn't respect her

If you don't, she thinks you do not like her 

If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait

If she is late, she says that's a girl's way