这些翻译都来自 @扇贝网 官方微博和下方的评论，将自己喜欢的整理了一下。
Today, my dad tried to help me overcome my intense fear of horses (due to nearly being killed by one as a child) by taking me to a ranch. Within 30 minutes, a horse bit my face.
是日，阿爹携余至牧场，克恐马（年少，几死于马）。少顷，马啮噬吾脸。
2017
7月
Pursue what catches your heart, not what catches your eyes.
追心之所往，而非目之所及。
Don't spend time beating on a wall, hoping to transform it into a door.
VPN用不起来就别用了
You can cut all the flowers but you cannot keep spring from coming.
花虽可催，春不可挡
葬花难葬春
野火烧不尽，春风吹又生
杀死一个我还有千千万万个我
花你尽管剪，春天不来算我输
你能辣手催花，你却阻止不了我发春
斩尽千花终无益，一夜春风万物生
It's amazing how a little tomorrow can make up for a whole lot of yesterday.
悟以往之不谏，知来者之可追
开学前一天？？？？
One day, in retrospect, the years of struggle will strike you as the most beautiful.
回首往昔峥嵘岁月，那是你最美的模样
艰难困苦玉汝于成
What you are is God's gift to you, what you become is your gift to God.
三分天注定，七分靠打拼
A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.
知吾陋，伴吾行
你多年智障，我不离不弃
为友者，知你如故，爱你如初
知汝所有，爱汝依旧
Man, when you lose your laugh, you lose your footing.
男人，你没了脚，还笑得出来吗？
违本心者举步为艰
不苟言笑，无人愿交
笑着......活下去
震惊！一男子竟然笑没了脚！原因竟是......
男人不开心，是没去足疗
人，一旦失去了笑容也就失去了前进的动力
猥琐发育、别笑
爱笑的男孩一定都有脚
Faithless is that says farewell when the road darkens.
背信弃义之人，就是面对迷茫前路，轻言永别之人
路险辄止，是为无信
When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain.
求爱之时，以心为饵，不营智谋
用心去爱，别过脑子
多一份真诚，少一些套路
A good friend will always stab you in the front.
真正的好朋友总是正面怼你
诤友直言不讳
老铁总扎我心
6月
Never memeorize something that you can look up.
不要背单词
唾手可得之物，无须铭记如宝
卸载扇贝
删了扇贝，下个有道
能查的东西背它干嘛
Never miss a good chance to shut up.
不要错过闭嘴这个好机会
给你台阶你就下
Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.
心之所想，口之所述，在意你的不会介意，介意你的不必在意
以吾手，写我心。爱者涵余瑕，陌人心无挂
A book without books is like a body without a soul.
无书之室，如无源之水，无本之木
宁可食无肉，不可居无书......
It's not true that I had nothing on, I had the radio on.
谁言吾茕茕一身，余可闻天下耳
我也不是啥也没有啊，我还有广播听呢哈
一机在手，天下我有
If you're too open-minded; your brains will fall out.
如果你脑洞太大，脑子会掉出来
聪明反被聪明误
猥琐发育，别浪
脑洞一大，脑浆乱撒
Sane is boring.
不疯魔，不成活
新浪真是无聊。。
5月
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
天地或可解，人愚不自知
宇宙有多大，你就有多蠢。宇宙说不清，我就看你傻
我不知道宇宙有没有边，只知道你傻到没边了
Love unconditionally, laugh intentionally, live strategically, and learn daily.
爱由心；笑由衷。活有思；学有序
爱的无法无天，笑的没心没肺，活的无拘无束，学的没日没夜
Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.
前尘以往，明日可待
不以泣露惜过往，但愿笑靥别风云
如果你为错过的夕阳而哭泣，那么你就要错过群星了
以泪作别，以笑重生
笑着活下去
都完犊子了你搁这块哭啥呢啊，该走了，赶紧乐呵的跟上点
The life's hard, but it's harder if you're stupid.
生活不易，蠢人尤艰
海燕呐，你可长点心吧
人艰不拆，人蠢完蛋
生本不易，愚者弥艰
黑夜一无所有，为何给我安慰。
Goodnight
dark night = tan 90’, why give me AV?
Love makes man grow up or sink down.
爱使人无畏如巨人，也使人卑微如尘土
爱爱让男人勃起或阳痿
爱使人成长或沉沦
My tastes are simple: I am easily satisfied with the best.
我的目标不高，先挣一个亿就好。
唯完美可填欲壑。
我基本不挑，第一就成
追求极简：至臻至美
We read to know we're not alone.
有书为伴，不知孤独
读书能脱单
我读故我不独
阅而知吾之不孤
Good friends, good books, and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.
交好友，读好书，没心没肺，爽歪歪。
挚友相伴，好书在手，心如止水，人生足矣
4月
I would always rather be happy than dignified.
我愿自由而洒脱，不愿高贵而做作
按能催眉折腰事权贵，使我不得开心颜
但愿老死花酒间，不愿鞠躬车马前
比起装逼，我更想一直快乐得像二哈一样
心，若没有栖息的地方，到哪里都是流浪......
Nowhere to shelter, anywhere to wander.
When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eyes.
你有柠檬的话一定要用它呲别人眼睛里
生活不如意，找别人撒气
Don't be so humble - you are not that great.
你还没牛逼到需要谦虚的程度
Love is like the wind, you can't see it but you can feel it.
真爱如风，无形有感
If you want to make your dreams come true, the first thing to do is wake up.
若想梦想成真，先从梦中醒来
临渊羡鱼，不如退而结网
待得庄周与蝶舞，不如梦醒遇鸿鹄
2月
We are all different. Don't judge, understand instead.
君子和而不同
执子之手，与子偕老。
together, forever
1月
Happy Chinese new year, have more ideas, success, love and never regret.
祝大家新年快乐，才思敏捷，事业有成，爱情甜蜜，知足常乐
