A patient mom
A man in the grocery store notices a woman with a three-year-old girl in her cart. As they pass the cookie section, the little girl screams for cookies. The mother says, “Now Missy, we only have a few more aisles to go—don’t throw a fit. It won’t be long.” In the candy aisle, the little girl whines for candy. The mother says, “There, there, Missy, don’t cry. Two more aisles, and we’ll be checking out.” When they get to the checkout stand, the little girl howls for gum. The mother says, reassuringly, “Missy, we’ll be done in five minutes, and then you can go home and have a bottle and a nice snooze.” In the parking lot, the man stops the woman to compliment her. “I couldn’t help noticing how patient you were with little Missy,” he says. The mother sighs, “Oh, no—my little girl’s name is Francine. I’m Missy.”
有耐心的妈妈
一个男人在杂货店里注意到一个女人用购物车推着一个三岁的小女孩。当她们经过饼干区时，小女孩尖叫着要吃饼干。那位妈妈说：“现在，Missy，我们只剩下几条过道了，不要发作好吗？不会太久的。”走到糖果区的过道时，小女孩又哀求着要糖果。妈妈说：“就在那，就在那，Missy，不要哭，还有两条过道我们就可以结账了。”当她们来到收银台时，小女孩儿又哭嚎着要口香糖。妈妈用安慰的语气说：“Missy，还有五分钟就结束了，然后你就可以回家喝上一瓶，然后睡个好觉。”在停车场，这个男人拦住她夸赞道：“我没有办法不去注意你，你对你的小Missy真是太有耐心了。”这位妈妈听了叹了口气说：“噢，不——我女儿的名字叫弗朗辛，我才叫Missy。”
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