I think women are foolish to pretend they are equal to men, they are far superior and always have been.

Whatever you give a woman, she will make it greater.

If you give her a sperm, she'll give you a baby.

If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.

If you give her groceries, she'll give a meal.

If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.

She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.

So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit!

———William Golding