“Because a lot of people in New York like to leave for the winter and a lot of people in Los Angeles like to go somewhere else for the summer.” I shrug. “This girl’s car would’ve been sitting unused for, like, a month, so I got it for the week for seventy bucks. We just have to take a cab to pick it up.”
“Cool,” Alex says.
“Yeah.”
And here is the first awkward silence of the trip. It doesn’t matter that we’ve been texting nonstop for the past week—or maybe that’s made it worse. My mind is unforgivingly blank. All I can do is stare at the app on my phone, watching the car icon creep closer.
“This is us.” I tip my chin
toward the approaching minivan.
“Cool,” Alex says again.
Our driver takes our bags and we pile in with the two other people we’re ridesharing with, a middle-aged couple in matching BeDazzled visors.
WIFEY, says the hot-pink one. HUBBY, says the lime-green one. Both of them are wearing flamingo-print shirts, and they’re so tanned already they look something like Alex’s shoes. Hubby’s head is shaved, and Wifey’s is dyed a bright bottle-red.
“Hey, y’all!” Wifey drawls(speak in a slow, lazy way) as Alex and I settle into the middle seats.
“Hi.” Alex twists in his seat and offers a smile that’s almost convincing.
“Honeymoon,” Wifey says, waving between her and Hubby. “What about you two?”
“Oh,” Alex says. “Um.”
“Same!” I loop my hand through his, turning to flash them a smile.
“Ooh!” Wifey squeals. “How do you like that, Bob? A car full of lovebirds!”
Hubby Bob nods. “Congrats, kids.”
“How’d you meet?” Wifey wants to know.
I glance at Alex. The two expressions his face is making right now are (1) terrified and (2) exhilarated.
This is a familiar game for us, and even if it’s more awkward than usual to have my hand tangled in and dwarfed by his, there’s also something comforting about slipping out of ourselves in this way, playing together like we always have.
“Disneyland,” Alex says, and turns to the couple in the back seat.
Wifey’s eyes widen. “How magical!”
“It really was, you know?” I shoot Alex hearty eyes and poke his nose with my free hand. “He was working as a VS—that’s what we call vomit scoopers. Their job is just to sort of linger outside all those new 3D rides and clean up after seasick grandparents.”
“And Poppy was playing Mike Wazowski,” Alex adds dryly, upping the ante.
“Mike Wazowski?” Hubby Bob says.
“From Monsters, Inc., hon,” Wifey explains. “He’s one of the main monsters!”
“Which one?” Hubby says.
“The short one,” Alex says, then turns back to me, affecting the dopiest, most over-the-top look of adulation I’ve ever seen. “It was love at first sight.”
“Aww!” Wifey says, clutching her heart.
Hubby’s brow wrinkles. “When she was in the costume?”
Alex’s face tints pink under Hubby’s appraisal, and I cut in: “I have really great legs.”
Our driver drops us on a street of stucco houses surrounded by jasmine in Highland Park, and as we climb out onto the hot asphalt,
Wifey and Hubby wave us a fond farewell.
The instant the cab’s out of view, Alex releases his hold on my hand, and I scan the house numbers, nodding toward a reddish-stained privacy fence. “It’s this one.”
Alex opens the gate, and we step into the yard to find a boxy white hatchback waiting in the driveway, its every edge rusted and chipping.
“So,” Alex says, staring at it. “Seventy bucks.”
“I might’ve overpaid.” I duck around the front driver’s-side wheel, feeling for the magnetic box where the owner, a ceramicist named Sasha, said the key would be. “This is the first place I’d check for a spare if I were stealing a car.”
“I think bending that low might be too much work to steal this car,” Alex says as I pull the key out and straighten up. He walks around the back of the car and reads the tailgate: “Ford Aspire.”
I laugh and unlock the doors. “I mean, ‘aspirational’ is the R+R brand.”
“Here.” Alex takes out his phone and steps back. “Let me get a picture of you with it.”
I pop the door open and prop my foot up, striking a pose. Immediately, Alex starts to crouch. “Alex, no! Not from below.”
“Sorry,” he says. “I forgot how weird you are about that.”
“I’m weird?” I say. “You take pictures like a dad with an iPad. If you had glasses on the end of your nose and a UC Bearcats T-shirt on, you’d be indistinguishable.”
He makes a big show of holding the phone up as high as possible.
“What, and now we’re going for that early-2000s emo angle?” I say. “Find a happy medium.”
Alex rolls his eyes and shakes his head, but snaps a few pictures at a seminormal height, then comes to show them to me. I legitimately gasp when I see the last shot and grab for his arm the same way he must’ve latched on to the octogenarian(a person who is from 80 to 89 years old) he rode next to on the flight.
“What?” he says.
“You have portrait mode.”
“I do,” he agrees.
“And you used it,” I point out.
“Yes.”
“You know how to use portrait mode,” I say, still aghast(filled with horror or shock).
“Ha ha.”
《People We Meet on Vacation》
by Emily Henry 从朋友到恋人
只是搬运工加个人笔记。
