老爸老妈浪漫史How I Met Your Mother第1季第2集台词
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| OK, where was I? | OK，我们说到哪儿了？ |
| You were telling us how you met mom | 你在跟我们说你和妈妈是怎么认识的 |
| and that excruciating detail. | 而且真是折腾人的细节化 |
| Right. So back in 2005 when I was 27 | 没错，要回溯到2005年,我还是27岁的时候 |
| my two best friends got engaged. | 我最好的两个朋友订婚了 |
| And that got me thinking. Maybe I should get married. | 这触动了我，也许我也该结婚了 |
| And then I saw Robin. | 这时我看见了Robin |
| She was incredible. | 她真是太美了 |
| I just knew I had to meet her. | 我打心底里想要认识她 |
| That's where your uncle Barney came in. | 于是你们的Barney叔叔出现了 |
| I suggest we play a little game I'd like to call | 我提议玩一个游戏，我愿意称之为…… |
| 'have you met Ted?' | “你见过Ted没有” |
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| No, we are not playing 'have you met Ted.' | 什么，不，我们不玩这游戏 |
| Hi, have you met Ted? | 嗨，你见过Ted没有？ |
| So I asked her out. | 接着我们约会了 |
| And I know that sounds crazy, | 我知道这听起来有点疯狂…… |
| but just after one date, I was in love with her. | 但只经过了一次约会abc我就爱上她了 |
| which made me say something stupid. | 也让我说了一句不该说的话…… |
| I think I'm in love with you. | 我想我爱上你了 |
| What? | 什么？ |
| Oh, dad! | 哦，老爸…… |
| So then, what happened? | 然后怎么样了？ |
| Nothing. | 什么也没发生 |
| I mean, I'd made a complete fool of myself. | 我是说，我那一次实在太笨了 |
| So a week went by, and I decided not to call her. | 所以那次之后，我决定不再给她打电话了 |
| So you're not going to call her? | 这么说你不打算给她打电话了 |
| You went from "I think I'm in love with you" to "I'm not going to call her?" | 你从“我想我爱上你了”转变成“我不会给她电话了”？ |
| I wasn't in love with her, OK? | 我没有爱上她好吗？ |
| I was briefly in love with the abstract concept of getting married. | 我只是爱上了“结婚”这个抽象概念 |
| That's absolutely nothing to do with Robin. | 这跟Robin没关系 |
| -Robin?-Hey! | -Robin？-嘿 |
| Look who I ran into! | 瞧瞧我碰见谁了 |
| Since when do you guys know each other? | 你们俩什么时候认识的？ |
| Since about here. | 大概在这里的时候吧 |
| Lily recognized me from the news in that ... | Lily认出我是新闻主播了，所以…… |
| Hello, sailor! | 悠着点，水手 |
| They've just engaged. | 他们刚刚订婚 |
| I should get back to the station. See you guys! | 我该回台里去了，回头见 |
| -Nice to meet you, Ted.-Yeah, you, too. | -很高兴见到你，Ted-是啊，我也是 |
| -Damn it!-What? | -糟糕！-怎么了？ |
| I'm in love with her. | 我真的爱上她了 |
| No! | 不行！ |
| As your sponsor, I will not let you relapse. You blew it. It's over. Move on! | 作为你的顾问，我可不想你一错再错,你这次搞砸了，故事结束，继续前进吧 |
| I don't know. I just have this feeling: she's the future Mrs. Ted Mosbie. | 我不知道，我就是有这样的感觉,她就是未来的Ted Mosbie夫人 |
| Lily, you squeaked? | Lily，你刚才尖叫了 |
| She said something about me, didn't she? | 她跟你谈起我了，是不是？ |
| Come on! Spill it. | 说出来吧，告诉我！ |
| Fine. | 好吧 |
| So, what do you think of Ted? | 嗯，你觉得Ted怎么样？ |
| Ted's something else. | 他是个“例外” |
| I'm going to spin that is good. | 我觉得这是褒义的 |
| Lots of guys are something. I'm something else. | 别的男性都常例，而我是“例外” |
| Comes a little strong. | 有些过于主动了 |
| But that's part of my charm. | 但……这也算我的魅力吧 |
| But that's part of his charm. | 但……这也算他的魅力吧 |
| Oh, totally. I mean, he's sweet, he's charming, he's just | 哦，那是当然，我是说,他很体贴，很有魅力，只是…… |
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| looking for something a little bit more serious than I am. | 他想要的东西比我想要的更郑重一些 |
| I mean, the most I can handle now is something casual. | 我说，我现在需要的，是随性一点的关系 |
| This stays between us, right? | 这些话你不会外传的吧？ |
| Are you kidding? This flapper afford knocks. | 开什么玩笑，这两片唇闭得紧紧的 |
| Oops…… | |
| She wants casual. OK, I'll be casual. | 她想要随性一点，好的,我可以很随性 |
| This flapper afford knocks. | |
| I'm going to be a mushroom cloud of casual. | 我现在就是一颗“随性”号原子弹 |
| You know why? | 你知道为什么吗？ |
| Because it's a game. I want to escape to the end and do the whole happily-ever-after thing. | 因为这是个游戏,我是很想直达最后幸福圆满的结局 |
| But you don't get there unless you play the game. | 但是你必须先玩游戏过关，才能有大结局 |
| So you're going to ask her out? | 那么你要约她出来了？ |
| Yeah! No! | 是的……不！ |
| I can't ask her out. If I ask her out, I'm asking her out. | 我不能约她出来，因为如果我约她出来,我就是在约她出来了 |
| So how do I ask her out without asking her out? | 所以我怎么能约她出来，而又没有约她出来呢？ |
| Did you guys get high? | 你们几个家伙是不是抽大烟了？ |
| I got it. I don't ask her out. | 我有主意了，我们不约会 |
| I invite her to our party next Friday. | 我要请她来参加我们下周五的派对 |
| -We're having a party next Friday?-We are now. | -我们下周五要开派对？-刚刚决定的 |
| Casual. | “随性” |
| Yeah, because nothing is just casual like inviting a hundred people over just to meet on one girl. Oh, and Lily. | 是啊，没有比“找来一百个人开派对，就是为了泡一个mm”更随性的了，哦，Lily…… |
| That's my leg. | 那是我的腿 |
| You waited 5 minutes to tell me that? | 你过了5分钟才告诉我？ |
| Alright, so call her up. | 好的，给她打电话吧 |
| No, calling's not casual. I should get bumped into somewhere. | 不，打电话一点也不“随性”,我得和她在什么地方偶遇 |
| If only I knew her schedule I could arrange a chance encounter. | 真希望我有她行程表,我就能安排一次偶然的邂逅了 |
| That's great, Ted. You'll be the most casual stalker ever. | 说得好，你就成了最最随性的跟踪者了 |
| Now ever since Marshal put that ring on her finger | 自从戴上Marshal送的戒指之后…… |
| Lily had been, well, extra affectionate | Lily变得有点……嗯……贪心 |
| Baby, no! | 宝贝，现在不行…… |
| I have a 25-page paper on constitution. I'll due Monday. I barely started. | 我周日要交一篇关于宪法的25页的论文,我才刚刚开始写 |
| I am just sitting here. | 我只不过是坐在这儿…… |
| wearing my ring | 戴着手上的戒指 |
| my beautiful ring | 我漂亮的戒指啊 |
| kinda makes wearing other stuff seem wrong. | 让我身上别的东西有点不对劲了 |
| My shirt. Kinda don't want to wear my shirt anymore. | 我的衬衫……我不想再穿了 |
| or my underwear. | 或者……我的内衣 |
| That's right. I'm not wearing any. | 哦，对了，我没穿内衣 |
| -No underwear.-Not even slightly. | -没穿内衣？-一点也没穿 |
| Guys! | 两位…… |
| Boundaries. | 有个限度 |
| 她在那！ | |
| Thanks, Bill. | 谢谢你，Bill |
| I'm reporting from the Razzle Dazzle Supermarket on 75th in Colombus. | 我现在在Colombus大街75号abcrazzle dazzle超市为您报道 |
| 75th in Colombus. | Colombus大街75号 |
| Game on! | 好戏开始！ |
| There she is. A 4-year-old Nebroy Alenberg has climbed inside a grab-a-prize machine and got him stuck | 4岁的Neroy Alenberg爬进了一台抓公仔机并受困其中…… |
| and on the pursuit of a stuffed purple giraffe. | 仅仅为了得到一个紫色的长颈鹿 |
| Metro News 1. I'm Robin Trabowski. | 都市新闻一台为您报道,我是Robin Trabonski |
| Ted？ Ted? | |
| Robin? Wow, what are the odds! | Robin，哇，这巧啊 |
| What are you doing here? | 你在这儿干什么？ |
| Oh, you know, just shopping for dip. | 哦，我是来买东西的……买调味酱 |
| I love dip. | 我爱调味酱 |
| Not I love dip. I like dip, as a friend, you know. | 不，我不爱调味酱,我只是喜欢调味酱，朋友之间的那种 |
| Hey, you're reporting a news story or something? | 对了，你是在这报道什么新闻吗？ |
| Yeah, kid's stuck in a cream machine. How sweet of you to call it news. | 是啊，一个小孩捆在抓公仔机里了,如果你愿意称之为新闻的话 |
| Wow, kid in a cream machine. | 哦，小孩捆在抓公仔机里了 |
| You just said to have that toy, didn't you? Couldn't play the game like everyone else. | 你是真的很想要那个玩具咯,不想遵循常规 |
| You're all sweaty. | 你浑身都是汗 |
| Cool kid. | 孩子真可爱 |
| It was so funny I should run into you. We're having a party next Friday | 话说回来，既然这么巧遇见你,我们下周五要举办一个派对 |
| If you like swinging by. But you know, whatever. | 如果你有兴趣来的话，不过“不必太认真” |
| Oh, I'm going back home next weekend. | 哦，我下周末要回家 |
| It's too bad it's not tonight. | 真可惜不是今晚 |
| It is. It's tonight. | 是的，就是今晚 |
| This Friday. Did I say next Friday? | 这周五，我说了下周五吗？ |
| Yes, sorry. I've been, I guess, I've been saying 'next Friday' all week. | 是的，我很抱歉,大概是整个星期都在说“下周五” |
| But, yes, tonight. The party's tonight. But you know, whatever. | 不过，派对就是今晚，不过“不必太认真” |
| Hello. | 喂 |
| Hey, am I interrupting anything? | 嘿，我打搅到你吗？ |
| No, now I'm just writing my paper. | 没有，我还在写论文，啃书本 |
| Yeah, well, you and Lily may want to put some clothes on. | 是啊，嗯，你和Lily也许该穿好衣服了 |
| We're throwing a party in 2 hours. OK, bye. | 我们两个小时之内要开派对,好的，拜 |
| So, what are you going to do when Robin shows up? | 那么，兄弟，Robin出现你打算怎样 |
| OK, I got it all planned out. | 好的，我的计划好了 |
| She steps through the door. | 她走进门来 |
| And where is Ted? Not eagerly wait by the door. | Ted在哪儿？并不是焦急的等候在门口 |
| Now I'm across the room at my drafting table showing some foxy young thing all my cool architecture stuff. | 我在房子的另一边，给一个惹火的姑娘展示我的建筑画图的工具 |
| So Robin throws her over and I casually give her one of these. | Robin走了过来，我很随性的跟她说…… |
| Hey, what's up? | 嘿，你好啊 |
| She says, 'hey,nice place. etc. etc.' | 然后她说，嘿，地方不错啊 |
| Then I say, | 然后我再说 |
| 'well, make yourself at home.' | 那就别客气，把这里当你自己家吧 |
| And I casually return to my conversation. | 然后我就很随性的重新和别人聊天去了 |
| Then, an hour later, | 接着，一个小时后 |
| 'oh, you're still here?' | 哦，你还在啊 |
| I say, like I don't really care. | 我很不经意的这么说 |
| But it's a nice surprise and then very casually, | 不过这也是个不错的开头,然后，我非常随性的…… |
| 'wanna see the roof?' | 向上房顶看看吗？ |
| -The roof!-You got to run up to the roof. And the roof takes care of the rest. | -房顶……-带上房顶后，房顶会帮我料理好一切的 |
| What's so special about the roof? | 这房顶有什么特别的 |
| Oh, the moon, stars, the shimmering skylight. | 哦，月亮，星光，朦胧的远景 |
| You cannot fall in love on that roof. | 在那个房顶上，你不可能不陷入爱河 |
| We do it up there sometimes. | 我们还在上面“玩”过几次 |
| Solid plan, my little friend. | 计划很周详，我的小朋友 |
| We were the same plate. | 我们身高差不多…… |
| But may I suggest one little modification? | 不过让我提个小小的改动 |
| That foxy young thing that you were chatting up? Take her up to the roof and have sex with her, | 和你聊天的那个惹火的MM把她带上房顶去，两个人干柴烈火 |
| -crazy monkey style..-That's not the plan! | -疯狂的猴猴姿势……-这不是原计划！ |
| That should be the plan. I mean, look at her! | 这才应该是原计划,你瞧瞧她 |
| Ted, look at her! She's smoking! | Ted，你瞧瞧她,惹火的都冒烟了 |
| Thank you! | 谢谢 |
| But she's not Robin. | 但她不是Robin |
| Exactly. Ted, let's rap. | 这就是问题所在,Ted，你听我说 |
| Statistic. At every New York party, there's always a girl who has no idea who's party she's at. | 统计学上来讲，在纽约的每一个派对上都会有这样一个小妞，她根本不知道这是谁开的派对 |
| She knows no one you know and you will never see her again. | 她根本不认识你周围的任何人,你也不会再见到她第二次了 |
| Do you see where I'm going? How is this? | 你明白……我的意思吗,这个提议怎么样？ |
| Barney, I don't think so. | Barney，我不这么觉得…… |
| Scoping. | 潜望中…… |
| Scoping. | 继续潜望…… |
| Man, you are a dork. | 天啊，你真口耐 |
| Target acquired. | 目标锁定 |
| And now it's time we play a little game I'd like to call'have you met Ted.' | 现在我们来玩个小游戏,我愿意称之为…… |
| -'have you met Ted.'-Oh, come on. Not this. | -“你见过Ted吗？”-哦，别这样，又来…… |
| Hi, have you met Ted? | 嗨，你见过Ted没有？ |
| No. | 没有 |
| Hi.Hi. | -你好-你好 |
| You know Marshal and Lily? | 你认识Marshal和Lily吗？ |
| No. | 不认识 |
| Do you know anyone at this party? | 这个派对里面你都认识谁啊？ |
| I work with Carlos. | 我和Carlos一起来的 |
| Excuse me. | 稍等…… |
| Anyone know a Carlos? | 你们谁认识Carlos？ |
| No. | 不认识 |
| On a silver platter bone appetite. | 银质大盘送上的……大肥肉 |
| I don't think so. | 我不这么想 |
| You are loss or gain. | 你放弃，我上场 |
| Excuse me, can I show you the roof? | 对不起，我能带你去看看房顶吗？ |
| -It's magical up there. -Sure. | -上面的美景很迷人-好啊 |
| Wait. Hey, I got that roof reserved. | 等等，嘿，房顶我预订了 |
| Dude, Robin's not coming. | Robin不会来了 |
| She'll show up. | 嘿，她会出现的！ |
| Hey, she's going to show up. | 她会来的 |
| She didn't show up. | 她没有来 |
| At least it was a great party. | 至少我们开了一个很棒的派对 |
| I ate, like, 4 cans of dip. | 我吃完了4大罐调味酱 |
| You always know what to say, old friend. | 你总是知道怎么安慰我，老朋友 |
| It's Robin. | 是Robin |
| -Answer it. -No, not right away. | -接啊-不不不，我不能马上接 |
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