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I will say try wandering up and down the junk food section of your grocery store
and you'll find your soulmate. hashtag"guarantee".
我会说，在超市垃圾食品区逛一逛，你就会发现自己的“灵魂伴侣”—— #讲真我保证#。
Anna Kendrick
给我们真正需要的建议
1、前任老是短信聊骚你怎么破？
You should text your ex:
I set another fire last night it's starting to make me feel alive—— oh sorry wrong number！
应该给前任发短信：
昨晚又纵火了，这开始让我觉得自己还活着—— 啊不好意思，发错号了。
2、我想环游世界，但我又想开始存钱，因为毕竟奔三了——我到底该怎么做？
You should save your money,not buy anything even necessities like toilet paper.
that's the lie just use leaves from your yard.
Sit on a pile of money and died on it and know that you were better.
你应该存钱，然后什么都不买。哪怕是生活必需品类似厕纸，这都是没用的，用你家后院的树叶子就好。
然后坐在一堆钱上，然后死在钱堆上，然后你明白：你过得比人好。
3、怎样在初见面的男生面前不表现得煞笔？
You should imagine that you are... you have the spirit of Oprah and face of James Marsden， Male or female doesn't matter. You know what I'm saying.
And you know, just project that in in your daily life.
4、碰到一些人明明说自己不饿，然后你的薯条刚上来他那份已经吃完一半了——怎么破？
Oh I've lost friends that way before. I don't allow that don't stand for that kind of behavior.
啊，我因为这个丢了不少培养。不能接受，这种行为完全忍不了啊！
5、怎样跟看上眼的喜欢对象开始搭上话？
My opening line is usually looking over at them and giving like that awkward half smile and hoping that they'll come talk to me.
我的开场白通常是：直直看过去，然后露出煞笔似的似笑非笑，然后期待对方过来跟我聊天。
Because the half smile is such that it could be “Hi, you seem friendly and i'm bored." but also I keep it cool enough that it could be like the person right behind them I like to keep my feelings protected.
因为似笑非笑就像是说“嗨，你看起来挺不错，我现在有点无聊。”但同时我又能同时保持足够矜持，就像是在对他身后某个人打招呼。
我喜欢让我的感觉受到保护。
6、不小心把聊天记录的截屏，发给了正在聊天的人……怎么破？
You're in a pickle，my friend.
你玩脱了，朋友！
Um you know just say... just start a rumor that there's a glitches you know on iphones or whatever phone you have.
呃…… 你就说...造个谣，说你的iPhone或者你的其他什么手机出故障了。
Create a couple of websites， login a number of people on various forums， saying:"Is anyone else having this problem？ We should write a letter to Steve Jobs ghost." And that's the only solution I can think of.
然后建几个网站，注册一堆用户，在各种论坛上，说“有人遇到同样的问题吗？我们应该给乔布斯的鬼魂写封信啊！”这是我想到的唯一的解决办法。
7、家里人催结婚生小孩，怎么破？？？
I think you should say that the reason you're not having a baby is that the water wars are coming because the world is going to end and that baby would just
be food for somebody's stronger well-equipped baby and that should shut them up.
我觉得你可以说：我不想要小孩的原因是——水资源战争即将到来，世界即将毁灭，我的小孩会变成其他更强壮的、设备精良的小孩的食物。
这应该能让他们闭嘴了吧？
